I’d like to add that I felt like a million bucks today too. I think the combination of not taking my meds and not having heartburn had me floating on clouds today. Streching this morning was good. Had a nice bowl of plain oatmeal and sugar and was off to work.
Million Dollar Idea #1: ROLLED UP SOCK!!!!
This is a device I developed as a streching assistant. There are a couple of streches that require a pillow to perform. Like I can be rolling to the park with one of my yellow couch pillows. ‘d get stabed by Taiwanese gansters for that. Not only does this device help with streching, but it saves lives as well. Anyhoo, I will market this product (rolled up sock) with the strech book and DVD set that I make.
Million Dollar Idea #2: Speed Gates for the MRT in Taiepei
Here’s a prototype I had in mind.
Million Dollar Idea #3: NINJAS!!!
I could market ninjas EVERYWHERE, shirts… and uh… STUFFS!!!
Million Dollar Idea #4: English Language Board Game Classes
So I wrote up a proposal for an English Language Table Top Game class and did a demo run today in a higher level class and I razzle dazzled the bosses. They were like “DAMN! That ‘ish is PIMP! How the fuck can they play that ‘ish in English so fast?!?” and I was all like “Yall know how it is. A niggas got mad skillzlez.” SNAP!
Million Dollar Idea #5: Pimpin’ and Hustlin’
Sheet dawg! Bill Gates made BILLIONS like this. Fo’ skrizzle. I’m now on a mission to open a Karate/Pimpdo Dojo where fools come come from miles around to learn the acient art of board breakin’ and pimp cane smackery.
It’s almost 1. My bed time.